Baby-proofing?
No such thing, mate. If you’ve ever seen a baby in the full throes of being a baby, you’ll know what I mean. Listen, I’m not saying you...
“Don’t worry, it does get better” - the middle-aged lady outside Aldi watching you wrestle your screaming kid into a shopping trolley.
"That's really fucking unhelpful right now" - every parent ever.
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