"Congratulations! Here's your baby. Enjoy your two weeks off." These words were never actually said to me, but they outlined a basic...

Me too! Sometimes, if Mrs T and I are feeling especially fancy, we’ll even go somewhere they don’t print pictures of the food on the...

No such thing, mate. If you’ve ever seen a baby in the full throes of being a baby, you’ll know what I mean. Listen, I’m not saying you...